Hi internet! It’s been a little while.

If you’re here, you’re either part of my mailing list or someone you know sent you here. So first things first – welcome! If for some reason you didn’t sign up for the newsletter, you can do it now so you don’t miss an update!


This website will serve as an archive of the newsletter so if you skip it for a few months and come back it’s easy to find everything.

For those of you who know me, scroll down to the bottom for your link to the Battleship Cathy pdf and enjoy! Thank you for joining me! Next week I’ll be posting a horror / thriller television pilot named “Hill Country” I wrote a few years back that will serve as inspiration for one of the sets of twenty short stories I’ll be writing this year.

We’ll talk about the other world when it’s time.

For this first week, I’m sharing a script I wrote with Zach Weinersmith over at SMBC Comics. Battleship Cathy was a big deal for us. We were blown away by what the Toonhole boys did with our script, and the cartoon ended up being one of the biggest hits of our last season. The script assumes you saw the cartoon, so to refresh:

With that in mind, I hope you enjoy the first official download for the Tolmar Stories newsletter: Click here to download the Battleship Cathy webseries pilot script.